This confused little fella, named China Cubed, has three different personalities... one for each face and pair of arms. Watching the Three Stooges with him is an interesting experience, because his personalities like to act out what they are seeing on each other. It's more than a little weird.

Tortle!!! You know better than to eat the card!                                                                                          

This is Mammy. His eyes have the power to freeze a sheet of ice over his victims. But sometimes he gets a little out of control and freezes things he doesn't intend to. Once, he accidentally froze his pants when he had to go to the bathroom. It was quite a mess when we finally thawed him out...

B>Rock-olate has the interesting (and somewhat useless) power to transform his body into chocolate. Children's birthday parties become life and death situations for him as he must avoid the hungry maws of the unrelenting kids.

This evil little guy, called The Urn, keeps the ashes of dead cremated M.U.S.C.L.E. champions in his bowl. He uses the ashes to fuel his own vile powers. He's kind of a downer at parties because he always complains about the tortured souls of the dead M.U.S.C.L.E.s tormenting him. And the little punk won't let us use his urn as a punch bowl.

This is TeePee. With his squeezable softness and fresh scent, he's just an overall pleasant guy to have around! Hey... did you fall in the toilet again? I told you to be more careful when you're taking a drink!