1) My favorite food is... vegetables. But not those featured on Veggie Tales. FLESH! Bleeding cow meat! Hack it up! anything where I get a free Simpsons toy with the kid's meal. These personality tests suck ass. What's the point? Like you can tell somebody's personality from what kind of god damned food they eat. toenails.
2) When I come home after a long day, I like to... sit down by the fireplace and read a good book featuring Fabio on the cover, while cuddling with my significant other. BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
3) If I have an argument with my significant other... I make up immediately afterward. All our arguments are so trivial, and he/she is so important to me that I would be devastated if I hurt him/her. I BREAK THINGS!!! What's a "significant other"? What the hell does that have to do with anything? When people take this test, it's not like they're going to answer what they REALLY would do. They'll put what they think will be the perfect answer, so that when they get the test results they can feel better about their pathetic lives. Monkey bread.
4) If I was stuck in an elevator, I would... telephone for help and sit calmly and wait, enjoying the lovely elevator music. go through the hatch in the roof and climb up the shaft! And if there's no hatch, I'll make one! WITH MY HEAD!!! use the emergency phone to call Toys 'R' Us, to see if they got in the exclusive Optimus Prime yet. It's pointless to even answer this question! EVERYONE would just piss their pants! Hippo spit.
5) The last thing I think about before I go to sleep is usually... how much I can't wait for work in the morning! the new automatic rifle that those liberal bastards haven't had a chance to outlaw yet! That thing will riddle a deer so full of holes that there won't be enough venison left to fill a biscuit! SWEET! which would win in a fight... a Star Destroyer or the Enterprise? how friggin' retarded these personality tests are. Please... stop the voices... just this once...
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