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Welcome to Fun Crap! This section has some of my pointless, yet fun, whimsies. Click on a link to your left, or see below for a description of the madness.

Since the personalities of M.U.S.C.L.E.s were not developed in the American line, I just made up my own characters! Take a look at these pics of some of my favorite little wrestlers!

Photoshopped MUSCLEs:

• Page 1: Tortle, H.A.N.D., Baby Muscle, Drazil, Maho-Tsukai, and Decap
• Page 2: China Cubed, Tortle, Mammy, Rockolate, The Urn, and Tee-Pee
• Page 3: Frankie, Sumo Joe, Tortle, Jetlag, Bob, and MeldMan
• Page 4: Bushido, Tortle, Pus Ooze, Thorg, Bloody Gary, and Gladiator
• Page 5: Kaa-Nooii, Sun Tiger, Intertwined Twins, Darth Tortle, Beanie Tee-Pee, and KISS Urn
  
• Page 6: Alien, Minibean, Kid Mazinga, Clamp, Sea Simian, and Night Tiger
• Page 7: Botched Watch, Tortle, Celestio, Pac-Muscle, Nova Tessimal, and F.O.O.T.
• Page 8: Giggles, Sumo Pen, Atlantis, The Flexor Brothers, Tortle, and Teenage Radioactive Ninja Lizard

Other Work:

• MUSCLE and Battle Beast Art Gallery: My fan art, including watercolor paintings and Photoshopped renderings.
• MUSCLE Kaiju: An invasion of Godzilla-sized MUSCLE Things!

Being one of the most famous M.U.S.C.L.E.s on the net has its perks! Check out Tortle's Advertising Adventures!

• Milk
• Sharmen
• Dudge
• Atomic Cigarettes
• MasterTard

• Godbeast's Custom Tortles: Custom Tortles cast in different plastics like glow-in-the-dark and clear!
• MuscleUK Micro Action Figures: This is a tribute to the greatness that was Joe Gibbs and the MuscleUK! MuscleUK was one of the leaders of MUSCLE sites in its heyday. Unfortunately, it's webmaster, Joe, "dropped off the face of the Earth", so to speak. I managed to save some of the original content from MuscleUK, including these awesome Micro Action Figures.
• MUSCLE Massive Mahem Wrestling Ring: Here's a custom 6.5" scale wrestling ring with a MUSCLE style!
• Bandai 6" Custom Classic Muscleman: Check out this simple custom process to give your Bandai 6" King Muscle a new style!
• Epic Battle Carrying Case: I always wanted a decent M.U.S.C.L.E. carrying case, and since that was never available, I decided to design my own!
• Custom MUSCLE Dyes: Bringing back a blast from the past, MUSCLE Secrets Revealed! (authored by Matthew M. and designed by me) shows how to dye your MUSCLEs different colors!

• MUSCLE Builder: Ever want to Frankenstein MUSCLE parts together into your own freakish MUSCLE creation? If so, check out the MUSCLE Builder! You can choose different body parts from many different MUSCLEs, which, if you calculate it out, comes to 24,336 different combinations! Of course, some parts work better together than others, so be sure to experiment a bit until you find a good combination. Have fun!
• My M.U.S.C.L.E. Childhood: Ancient artifacts from my MUSCLE childhood!
• Celebrating the Fourth of July 2003 with Test Muscle II and III: The Fourth of July is a joyous occasion... and what better way to celebrate than by destroying MUSCLEs?
• M.U.S.C.L.E. Containers: Interesting ways to display your MUSCLEs!
• Past NMP Site Designs: Hop in the time machine and visit my M.U.S.C.L.E. page designs of the past!
• Test M.U.S.C.L.E.: How much pain can a MUSCLE endure?
• Pink M.U.S.C.L.E. Planet: The interplanetary origins of pink MUSCLEs!
• Green M.U.S.C.L.E. Planet: Where little green men come from!
• Tortle's Turtle Personality Test: What kind of turtle are you?