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PREORDERS
Pay us even MORE money to preorder a figure so that you can be guaranteed to get it as soon as it arrives! Nevermind the fact that you'll find the figure on the shelves at your local store MONTHS before we get it in!
ORDERING INFO
Shipping for each toy is only $6... unless we're shipping to YOUR area! Since your location isn't on our normal route, we'll have to charge $20! And your toys are guaranteed to get damaged in the shipment!
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New Spiderman
The figure you would be able to buy in the stores for $6... if we didn't buy them all first, that is! Only $24.99. |
Star Wars POTF2 R2-D2 Holo
We know that they're showing up around the country on clearance for $2. So what? We like our price better. Only $49.99. |
M.U.S.C.L.E.s
Only need that one MUSCLE to complete your collection? We know that you're so desparate that you'll pay almost anything! Only $14.99 each. |
Soul of Chogokin Gaiking
An awesome toy that you'll probably never find in America at retail, so we can charge whatever the hell we want! Only $449.99. |
Exclusive Han - Surprised - As - His - Blaster - Is - Ripped - From - His - Hand - By - Vader - At - Cloud - City Action Figure
A figure that's so scene-specific that there's no way anybody would buy it at retail! But hey, since it's only available at FatAssToyDealer.com, that means it's SUPER-DUPER RARE!!! So buy it anyway! Only $39.99. |
Plastic Figure Cases
Keep your collection in perfect mint condition! Every last one of your figures has to be in one of these cases, or they will crumble into oblivion! A 25 cent discount for orders of over 100. Only $9.99 each.
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